That Guy

I'm one of those personalities that definitely people either love or hate me, but most people love me, but there's those few select (we'll call them prudes or stuffy fucks) that do not like me because my personality is well a bit over-the-top.  I don't sugarcoat shit. I'm opinionated and I don't care if you like my opinion or not because it's my opinion. I will tell you like it is. Basically what I'm thinking in my head generally comes out my mouth.   Here's just a current example of one of those moments where what I'm thinking comes out of my mouth. So I'm at this fundraiser and I'm sitting with three guy friends or I should say two of them are friends this one I don't even know I've never even met him, but he's that guy in town that's going through a divorce all the single women think he is the catch of the day. I am sitting conversing with the guys (whom are all single guys in town) I am not interested in not one. I am just that female whom looks girly, but I have the mentality and a mouth of a man. Anyway, back to the story at hand.  They are all eating their fajita dinner and I am chatting. All of a sudden single guy whom let me paint a little picture of him for you; dresses nice, hair is perfectly in place, has perfect Chiclet teeth. Probably a catch if you're into that sort of guy. Cute if you're into that, but not my type at all. Too "perfect" something has got to be wrong under the surface or little dick. 

Ok,ok, back to it....So as we are sitting there all of a sudden "perfect looking single guy" starts licking , no sucking each one of his fingers and then his thumb. Instantly what comes out of my mouth is "what are you doing?"he looks at me in shock and he says," what?" I then replied, "You're licking each finger and then your thumb in public at fundraiser, use your napkin! WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT!? If you're eating ribs I kinda get it, but at a fundraiser dinner of fajitas, beans, rice. WTF???? 

After that needless to say the guy didn't say much to me. Did I make a lasting impression? You bet your ass I did! Lol and that in a nutshell is a little bit of me.