I am ON most of the time, but when I am OFF I take it very seriously. When I am ON I am pretty fucking hilarious. I also believe that, to know me is to love me , because that is what my 1st car license plate frame said. Well I went to get a second one that said, "Psycho Bitch From Hell!". Except I spelled Psycho wrong so I never did put it on my car. (Oh and yes I felt fucking stupid!) Oops , sorry my ADD just kicked in there. What? Squirrel, shiny, where? Back to when I am on. I am the life of the party. I am the good time girl! WOOHOO!!! LET'S PARTY!!!!! So anyway when I am ON I am the one who is the life of the party, I talk to everyone there, and I make a goodnight entertaining.
When I am OFF. I get anti-social. I talk to few people. I like ....NO I love my alone time. My whole little family prefers for me to have my alone time. It is almost like a renewing of my attitude when I get hours to myself I get to refresh my mind, body, and spirit.
When I talk about alone time I really mean alone time. I don't want even my BFF to hang with me. Just me, myself, and I. This is true to why I do not work Friday's. They are my day to choose to do what I like. Some days I get a mani, pedi, massage, and relax. Some days I clean house while I have no disruptions. Some I go shopping for only me and treat myself to whatever I want (that is why I work). Last, but not least some days I stay in yoga pants and chill all day, take a nap, and just breath.
So I pretty much think if I had my own reality show it would be boring. Most of the time my life is mundane and I can be aloof. That no one wants to watch. People like the ON me. I am pretty sure if people saw me as the anti-social person I can be they would find me so incredibly boring I'd lose my fan base. Did I just call you fans!? Lmfao Shit! I really must think I am a big fucking deal! 😜
