So it happened! I have said for years I want to be a MILF. (If you don't know what that is you've been sleeping under a rock or you need to visit Urban Dictionary.) So on Instagram there is a page called Instamilf. Yours truly had her very own picture posted.
Don't ask how this happened just know it did.
When I found out it was posted I was so excited! I kinda felt like ,"I had made it!" I'm laughing out loud right now just typing that, but really I was so ecstatic about being posted on a social media page for the world to see.
Many of the woman on the page are showing their bodies off and I am happy to say my picture was classy. It was a head shot. I wasn't even bearing my 38 DDD. Yes, I have very large breasts. I am sure I am known for my winning personality and not my large bust. Ha! Right!
Well then they started coming. The many friend request, comments on my picture, direct messages, and dick pics. I was mortified when I realized being a MILF meant teenage boys thinking I was hot and wanting me as a sexually object. Ewwww! Ewwww! I know I said, "I want to be a MILF.", but I meant to like to 28 year olds, not 14 year olds.
The first direct message said,"I need a mommy!" The next one was a dick pic. Then I had a guy I had to block because he commented on the picture several times, direct messaged me more than once, and asked to be my friend. Blocked!
This wasn't going how I thought it would. I was contemplating asking them to take my picture down. Every morning I wake up and check Instagram and I noticed that they cleaned up their page and low and behold they took my picture off. I was thankful. I thought I wanted to be a MILF, but actually now that I have been, I think I am good with not being a MILF. I can scratch that off the list. Been there done that.
